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dAHMER
Joined: Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:49 pm Posts: 1196 Location: Ohio
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Me: "I've started doing noise." Him: "Is that like dubstep?" Some random metalcore guy I've bumped into a few times that insists on talking to me. Guess the joke's on me for assuming he knew what noise is. 
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| Thu May 10, 2012 3:52 am |
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satan'sbloodyorgasm
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:50 pm Posts: 1575
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The liner notes for the Autopsy "Dark Crusades" DVD are chock fulla stewpid. I can't remember who they had write that crap (and obviously won't bother to check), but he sounds like a dink.
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| Thu May 10, 2012 3:58 am |
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RagnarR
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Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:52 am Posts: 3510 Location: Blimp hanger HQ
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Him: "Dewd: Coldplay was siiick!...their live show's so awesome and I'm not even a fan." Me: "Uh...oh, yeah so they uh...really put on a show, eh?" (Trying to not vomit yet cringing in total disbelief).
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| Thu May 10, 2012 5:38 am |
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Goat Mask Replica
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Joined: Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:09 pm Posts: 6860
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what were you doing in such close proximity to a coldplay fan? better check yourself for infections
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| Thu May 10, 2012 5:41 am |
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alathyr
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:42 am Posts: 1766
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if i would be the dictator of the world i would ban that coldplay dude from singing. i consider his singing as one of the worst crimes on humanity, along with nazism and .... something like really bad
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| Thu May 10, 2012 5:55 am |
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Goat Mask Replica
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Joined: Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:09 pm Posts: 6860
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the nazis only killed 6 million jews; Chris Martin's voice kills a little piece of everyone every time they hear it..
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| Thu May 10, 2012 6:04 am |
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Wolflust
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Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2003 8:43 am Posts: 5493 Location: Finland
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_________________Stuff for sale! Prices are negotiable, trades are more than welcome.
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| Thu May 10, 2012 6:07 am |
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Thundarr
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:53 am Posts: 1986 Location: Doomcastle upon Tyne
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I'd have thought Coldplay would be getting a lot more respect here after that Beastie Boys cover they did. We all love the rap-singers, right?
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| Thu May 10, 2012 11:46 am |
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Ernest Thesiger
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Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:34 am Posts: 29066 Location: Mancunia, Divided Queendom
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| Thu May 10, 2012 11:58 am |
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mictron3000
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Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:18 am Posts: 12791 Location: Crooklyn
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