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The dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about music 
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Me: ‎"I've started doing noise."
Him: "Is that like dubstep?"

Some random metalcore guy I've bumped into a few times that insists on talking to me. Guess the joke's on me for assuming he knew what noise is. :|

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Thu May 10, 2012 3:52 am
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The liner notes for the Autopsy "Dark Crusades" DVD are chock fulla stewpid. I can't remember who they had write that crap (and obviously won't bother to check), but he sounds like a dink.


Thu May 10, 2012 3:58 am
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Him: "Dewd: Coldplay was siiick!...their live show's so awesome and I'm not even a fan."
Me: "Uh...oh, yeah so they uh...really put on a show, eh?" (Trying to not vomit yet cringing in total disbelief).

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Thu May 10, 2012 5:38 am
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RagnarR wrote:
Him: "Dewd: Coldplay was siiick!...their live show's so awesome and I'm not even a fan."
Me: "Uh...oh, yeah so they uh...really put on a show, eh?" (Trying to not vomit yet cringing in total disbelief).



what were you doing in such close proximity to a coldplay fan? better check yourself for infections


Thu May 10, 2012 5:41 am
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if i would be the dictator of the world i would ban that coldplay dude from singing. i consider his singing as one of the worst crimes on humanity, along with nazism and .... something like really bad


Thu May 10, 2012 5:55 am
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the nazis only killed 6 million jews; Chris Martin's voice kills a little piece of everyone every time they hear it..


Thu May 10, 2012 6:04 am
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Goat Mask Replica wrote:
the nazis only killed 6 million jews; Chris Martin's voice kills a little piece of everyone every time they hear it..


:lol:

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I'd have thought Coldplay would be getting a lot more respect here after that Beastie Boys cover they did. We all love the rap-singers, right?

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Goat Mask Replica wrote:
the nazis only killed 6 million jews

Well...

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Ernest Thesiger wrote:
Goat Mask Replica wrote:
the nazis only killed 6 million jews

Well...


jesus.

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