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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:45 am 
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Just remembered some whoppers from a band I used to be in, mostly from the singerist.

Singer: "Hip Hop is full on racist against whites, it's an unfair double standard"
Me: "Not all hip hop is racist, that's ridiculous"
S: "What about Wu-tang Clan? One of them is called Ghostfaced Killah. He kills white people"
M: "No he doesn't, that name is taken from a character in an old kung fu movie. Those films are where they got the name Wu-Tang Clan from as well"
S: "Well I'm going to start rapping and call myself Wog-Chopper and so how they like that."

At a house party where I threw on some Portal: "These guys can barely play their instruments"
Same sentiment was expressed upon hearing Coffins, Gates of Slumber and Darkthrone.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:44 am 
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last couple of pages reads like a miserable English soap, Doom-enders or Doomination Street

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:54 am 
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"I can't really call bands that scream music."


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:48 am 

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not ohfuckme, somebody else wrote:
"I can't really call bands that scream music."

Yeah, that "Twist & Shout" thing's just noise.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:35 am 
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Yea I don't fucking get it either.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:23 am 
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"Guitarists like the same music as old people"

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:31 am 
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DSmolken wrote:
"Guitarists like the same music as old people"


Not wrong...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:56 am 

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You've heard one Beefheart song, you've heard them all.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:58 am 
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Wow. That IS dumb.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:44 am 
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No way, some of them are fast, some of them are bulbous and some of them are fast and bulbous.

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