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The dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about music 
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Goat Mask Replica wrote:
yeah, it's still what i think :lol:


And still the dumbest thing.



Journey Into Mystery is still crap.


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It's just too mysterious for you.

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plus a journey is involved....this fukker never leaves his room

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i dunno, the toilet is pretty mysterious

in my house anyway

you should come see ;)


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I would, where do you live?

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This review from an Allmusic "critic." Someone was presumably paid to write this stuff...

When the likes of Cannibal Corpse and Obituary came about and pleased every butt-rocking wannabe Satanist out there, a term such as "intellectual death metal" was only thought of as just an oxymoron. That was before Meshuggah came out and outsmarted all these suburban burnouts. Sure "Chaosphere" flaunts the flaming guitar solo every now and then, and don't forget their tendency of trying to come across as all dark and evil. But what Meshuggah have over all the carbon copy death metal acts out there is that they focus primarily on knowing how to play their instruments and segue tempo changes rather than trying to outspeed and outgrowl everybody. Seriously, each song will have one guessing on which direction the band is going to take next. Who would have thought that there would be a band that could respark a genre that was long thought overdone after the second Napalm Death record.


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mammon wrote:
This review from an Allmusic "critic." Someone was presumably paid to write this stuff...

When the likes of Cannibal Corpse and Obituary came about and pleased every butt-rocking wannabe Satanist out there, a term such as "intellectual death metal" was only thought of as just an oxymoron. That was before Meshuggah came out and outsmarted all these suburban burnouts. Sure "Chaosphere" flaunts the flaming guitar solo every now and then, and don't forget their tendency of trying to come across as all dark and evil. But what Meshuggah have over all the carbon copy death metal acts out there is that they focus primarily on knowing how to play their instruments and segue tempo changes rather than trying to outspeed and outgrowl everybody. Seriously, each song will have one guessing on which direction the band is going to take next. Who would have thought that there would be a band that could respark a genre that was long thought overdone after the second Napalm Death record.



i guess Jack Osbourne run out of his dad's money

see Toby's thread on the matter. seriously, all Allmusic reviews are guff. that they are the "go to" source for eBay listings etc. is even worse.

(at least they upgraded Forest Of Equilibrium from 1 star to a measly 2.5 stars out of 5. How gracious of them. Pricks.)


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Goat Mask Replica wrote:
seriously, all Allmusic reviews are guff.

Not from Dave Thompson or Ned Raggett they're not.

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all the ones ive read anyway :lol:

they seem to look down their nose at "the metals". jeez what the fuck is this shit? doesnt sound radio friendly. sigh. guess we HAVE to review it, since it's our job and all.


also im sick of seeing albums categorised under "guy's night out" (or something to that effect). it fills me with rage.


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