Today, i laughed at:
This bloke (early 20s) in full faux-hiphop regalia (including baseball cap worn sideways) & sporting a white power pendant round his neck (you know, the circle with the + sign in it)...
Is this Hiphop irony or Nazi Skinhead irony? Either way, i don't think this bloke could even spell "irony", so i put it down to sheer stupidity mixed with suburban confusion!

the bus-driver who totally freaked out today.
there are a lot of lots (?) around here lately and the bus was like 15min. late, then 2 girls were standing somewhere along the road, far away from the next bus-stop, waving to get in like it's the most normal thing to get in whereever you want, but instead of saying thanks one of the girls said something like "and next time you will be here in time!", the bus-driver went totally mad for like 2min. straight: "maybe there are like thousands of lots in Münster?! I try my best to get here as fast as possible, the whole day was just shit and then I have to listen to this shit by some fat bitch... seriously, and I'm even stupid enough to stop for someone who isn't athletic enough to actually make it to the next bus-stop, what a piece of shit![...]", made me laugh, good guy, you should go against stupidness like that as straight as possible.

Fenriz Hating Freda Khalo, I also hate Fredo Khalo...

death to unibrow ?

no just the impaled bitches that paint them...

I have a huge unibrow!!!!
Dead ass cant draw mine though!!!!

i'd still tear selma hyak up with that unibrow.

The last few words of this intro to a RYM review of Tokyo Tapes:

Before eventually busting out in the states and garnering their share of commercial success, Germany's Scorpions, like so many rock groups, were already BIG in Japan. The double LP Tokyo Tapes collection, documents the Uli Jon Roth era, as the fine-tuned Scorp's kick out a hot set of live material during dates in the land of the rising sun. The concert recording captures the group delivering from the stage, behind the driving, dive-bombing guitar work of Roth and Rudy Schenker, and the vocals of spastic front man Klaus Meine.

this dumbass

I still like the Laming Flips, but his singing's nearly as bad as Neil Young's.

















*runs to the hills*