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ohfuckme wrote:
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Took massive shit, somehow got some on my sock that was on my foot.

erm... please explain how this is possible. given that you had access to plumbing of course. :)

I think while I was pissing the pressure I used to piss made a little bit of shit to fall out of my ass. Other than that weird hypothesis I have no fucking clue how that happened.

Were you sitting down when this happened, or what? I don't get it.

Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:25 am
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Fecal Justice explains all shit-related phenomena. It's really not even worth dwelling on. It's just Fecal Justice, dude. Fecal Justice.

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Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:29 am
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- The asshole who put a Chick Fil-A gift card on my desk with the note "It's what god wants"

Print this and leave it on their desk:


I was told they had family values because they don't open on a Sunday...

Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:23 pm
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Fucking cunt of a bus driver this morning. There was this guy who might have been trying it on, but nevertheless seemed to have some element of a 'mental disorder', he just wanted to get home and was flustered that he did not have his pass, but would usually be let on (give a yellow slip and paid at a later date). The bus driver and this dude shouted at each other for several minutes, but the bus driver was not having any of it. Finally the dude just walked down into the bus and told the bus driver to call the police... I appreciate that bus drivers get 'verbally abused all the time' - but pick your battles, you heartless cunt.

I was only going a few stops and wanted to get going, so I paid the £2 and we went on our merry way. The dude was very appreciative

Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:06 pm

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The passing of Jason Noble of Rodan.

Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:45 pm
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ah dang that's sad


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Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:16 am
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Ernest Thesiger wrote:
The passing of Jason Noble of Rodan.

i posted something about this on fb, but it was doubly terrible to find he died and then going into work where one of my co-workers (who is from louisville and worked with jason) told me right when i walked in the door. i felt even worse because he was kind of close to him and when he got the message from jason's wife, there were customers at the counter and he said he almost lost it in front of them.

i only met that dude a couple times but he was always nice and i've never heard anyone say anything remotely negative about him.

major bummer.


Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:13 am
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Missus got took into hospital again last night by ambulance.

So as well as kidney cancer and gall stones she more than likely has acute pancreatitis now. Wonderful.


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Sorry to hear that, matey. Do you ever get any good news?

shit noises, bastards

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