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Mr Dreadful
Joined: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:00 pm
Posts: 1348
Location: Swindoom, Wilts, UK
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People at work who don't pay attention when you're explaining how to do stuff and then get stroppy and need their hand holding when they fuck it up.
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tonyr
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 4:10 pm
Posts: 283
Location: OKC USA
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Fuck these things too. I hate nature more every day. 
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| Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:45 pm |
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Iamfisheye
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Joined: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:30 pm
Posts: 10002
Location: Plaistow, London UK
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Or maybe you upset Fecal Justice?
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| Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:54 pm |
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ohfuckme
Joined: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:39 pm
Posts: 3732
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I think while I was pissing the pressure I used to piss made a little bit of shit to fall out of my ass. Other than that weird hypothesis I have no fucking clue how that happened.
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satan'sbloodyorgasm
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:50 pm
Posts: 1575
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Were you sitting down when this happened, or what? I don't get it.
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Thunder Pig
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:18 am
Posts: 2375
Location: Primeval Swamp
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Fecal Justice explains all shit-related phenomena. It's really not even worth dwelling on. It's just Fecal Justice, dude. Fecal Justice.
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Grajo
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Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:43 pm
Posts: 479
Location: A grey area
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I was told they had family values because they don't open on a Sunday...
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graeme
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Joined: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:13 am
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Fucking cunt of a bus driver this morning. There was this guy who might have been trying it on, but nevertheless seemed to have some element of a 'mental disorder', he just wanted to get home and was flustered that he did not have his pass, but would usually be let on (give a yellow slip and paid at a later date). The bus driver and this dude shouted at each other for several minutes, but the bus driver was not having any of it. Finally the dude just walked down into the bus and told the bus driver to call the police... I appreciate that bus drivers get 'verbally abused all the time' - but pick your battles, you heartless cunt.
I was only going a few stops and wanted to get going, so I paid the £2 and we went on our merry way. The dude was very appreciative
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| Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:06 pm |
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Ernest Thesiger
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Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:34 am
Posts: 29096
Location: Mancunia, Divided Queendom
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noise is a friend
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Joined: Tue May 06, 2008 9:31 am
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ah dang that's sad
RIP
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